Bullseye Boasting From the Same Guy Who Saw MS-13 Tattooed on Empty Knuckles
🛰️🎯 Trump is back on Truth Social thumping his chest about “monumental damage” and “obliteration.” He assures us that satellite pictures prove it, though—conveniently—he doesn’t show a single pixel. We’re supposed to take the word of a man who once swore he spotted “MS-13” tattooed across a suspect’s knuckles… only for the booking photo to reveal perfectly blank skin. Vision this bad shouldn’t be trusted with laser pointers, let alone bunker-busters.
The brag reads like a carnival barker’s pitch: Look at the white structure! It’s embedded in rock! Even the roof was vaporized! That’s not analysis; it’s a Realtor describing a nonexistent basement. Real bomb-damage assessments come from engineers, seismologists, and on-site inspectors—not from a president doom-scrolling low-res JPEGs between Big Mac runs.
More telling is what’s missing: any mention of radiation readings, confirmed kill-chain data, or independent verification. Remember, the administration already admitted there was “no new intel.” Tulsi Gabbard testified under oath that Iran wasn’t sprinting for a bomb; Trump called his own DNI clueless, then pressed the big red button anyway. Now he’s demanding the rest of us clap harder than the mushroom cloud.
And this isn’t just Trump’s ego—it’s military theater for clicks. Every vague image, every all-caps boast, is bait for a news cycle addicted to spectacle. The actual military impact becomes secondary to the optics. Meanwhile, Congress remains on the sidelines, having ceded war powers in exchange for campaign endorsements and fear of primary challenges.
In MAGA world, every explosion is proof of strength and every critic is proof of treason. They don’t want verified facts—they want vibes. And if the vibes say “Bullseye,” who needs geospatial analysts or congressional oversight? The MAGA base isn’t looking for clarity—they’re looking for emotional confirmation that Daddy’s still in charge.
It’s the same pattern as always: invent a win, inflate it, monetize it. This week it’s craters in Iran; last month it was t-shirts about tariffs. Whether it’s a foreign target or a domestic scapegoat, Trump’s doctrine is simple—impact doesn’t matter; narrative does. The headlines just have to last longer than the consequences.
The strategic whiplash is dizzying. Tuesday he promised two weeks of deliberation; Wednesday the bombs were airborne; Thursday he shouted “mission accomplished.” Today it’s “Bullseye!!!” Tomorrow? Probably a fundraising email selling commemorative “obliteration” coins for $99 a pop. In Trumpworld, every detonation is just a pre-order link waiting to happen.
Meanwhile, Pentagon officials leak that damage to the deeply buried Fordow facility is “still being evaluated.” Translation: we don’t actually know if the centrifuges stopped spinning. What we do know is that Tehran’s hardliners just got the propaganda gift of a lifetime: an American president publicly lusting for regime change while bragging about underground pyrotechnics.
And let’s clock the hypocrisy: the same crowd that screeched about Hunter Biden’s laptop suddenly trusts grainy satellite snapshots as holy writ. They dismissed U.N. inspectors and IAEA reports as “globalist propaganda,” yet they’ll swallow a Trump tweet whole if it comes with three exclamation points and the word “BIGGEST.”
Bottom line: until independent analysts see the crater up close, Trump’s “Bullseye” is just another tall tale—right next to the phantom knuckle ink and the invisible inaugural-crowd tsunami. He’s banking on the fog of war to hide the fog of ego. Don’t buy it. Demand evidence, not adjectives.
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